{"product_id":"sarcasm-element-vintage-wash-oversized-cotton-tee","title":"SArCAsM Element Vintage Wash Oversized Cotton Tee","description":"\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eDESCRIPTION\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eA periodic-table-inspired graphic spells \u003cstrong\u003e“SArCAsM”\u003c\/strong\u003e through elemental symbols with the message \u003cstrong\u003e“A Natural Element in My DNA”\u003c\/strong\u003e and the definition \u003cstrong\u003e“the ability to deliver the truth with humor, intelligence, and just the right amount of disrespect.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eDETAILS\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex loose oversized fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDrop-shoulder construction with short sleeves and round neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVintage-washed finish with a naturally worn-in appearance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eFABRIC\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e260 GSM (7.7 oz\/yd²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThick fabric with a soft washed texture and moderate breathability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eCARE\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (30°C)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"width: 1024px;\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003e4XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\" colspan=\"2\"\u003e5XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003einch\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003ecm\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eLength\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e26.77\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e68\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e27.95\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e71\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e29.13\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e30.31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e77\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e31.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e80\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e32.68\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e83\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e33.86\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e86\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e35.04\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eShoulder\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e20.47\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e21.65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e55\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e22.83\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e58\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e24.02\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e25.20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e64\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e26.38\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e67\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e27.56\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e28.74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e73\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eChest\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e20.87\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e22.05\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e56\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e23.23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e59\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e24.41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e62\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e25.59\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e26.77\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e68\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e27.95\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e71\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e29.13\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e74\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px;\"\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e7.87\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e8.46\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e21.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e9.06\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e23\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e9.65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e24.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e9.84\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e25\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e10.24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e10.24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center; background: #F8F8F8;\"\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e10.63\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"font-weight: 400; border: 1px solid #e2e2e2; width: 150px; text-align: center;\"\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ODMPOD","offers":[{"title":"Gray \/ S","offer_id":55672445436223,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#009","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ M","offer_id":55672445468991,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#010","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ L","offer_id":55672445501759,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#011","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ XL","offer_id":55672445534527,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#012","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ 2XL","offer_id":55672445567295,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#013","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ 3XL","offer_id":55672445600063,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#014","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ 4XL","offer_id":55672445632831,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#015","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gray \/ 5XL","offer_id":55672445665599,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#016","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army Green \/ S","offer_id":55672445698367,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#017","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army Green \/ M","offer_id":55672445731135,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#018","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army Green \/ L","offer_id":55672445763903,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#019","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army Green \/ XL","offer_id":55672445796671,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#020","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":55672445829439,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#021","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":55672445862207,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#022","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":55672445894975,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#023","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":55672445927743,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#024","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":55672445960511,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#001","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":55672445993279,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#002","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":55672446026047,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#003","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":55672446058815,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#004","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":55672446091583,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#005","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":55672446124351,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#006","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":55672446157119,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#007","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":55672446189887,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#008","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coffee \/ S","offer_id":55672446222655,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#025","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coffee \/ M","offer_id":55672446255423,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#026","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coffee \/ L","offer_id":55672446288191,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#027","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coffee \/ XL","offer_id":55672446320959,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#028","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coffee \/ 2XL","offer_id":55672446353727,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#029","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coffee \/ 3XL","offer_id":55672446386495,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#030","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coffee \/ 4XL","offer_id":55672446419263,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#031","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Coffee \/ 5XL","offer_id":55672446452031,"sku":"260920PODPQ5831#032","price":60.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0795\/4019\/1551\/files\/518d2aa5306d4c6790ec7e430e10ed27.png?v=1789880914","url":"https:\/\/nerdgarbcollection.com\/products\/sarcasm-element-vintage-wash-oversized-cotton-tee","provider":"Nerd Garb Collection","version":"1.0","type":"link"}